Week 2: Why this is the best CBB in history, Gary Busey's crazy games and the showmance we're all talking about

Hi guys!

Seriously, this has to be the funniest Celebrity Big Brother in history. Honestly, this showhas never made me laugh so much!

All of them – apart from James – have had me chuckling away. Kelly Brook's boyfriend David is also a bit dry (he's amazing to look but there's not much there is there?!), but other than that, they're all making me p*** myself.

I'm completely hooked. They couldn't have picked better characters as far as I'm concerned.

Understanding Kellie Maloney

She keeps breaking down every five minutes which is hard to watch but understandable if she's on those hormone replacement tablets. She'll be going through a whole rocket of emotions.

Watching it, I do feel a bit sorry for her as she doesn't really know who she is anymore. Sometimes Frank comes out and then she absolutely hates herself for it. It must be horrible to not like the body you've been born with.

I think Big Brother might have been a bit too soon for her but she's done it and been verycourageous. That, and I've heard the money was pretty good! She's really helped people and I think she's handled herself well.

Also, that house strips you right back down to your bare personality so it could help in the long run.

Loving Leslie

Everyone thinks he's a little b*** but I LOVE him! He's just being Leslie. When Frenchy cut up his pants I've seriously never laughed so much in my life!

He's had a few tough decisions to make and has ended up nominating his fellow housemates. I have to admit, I don't agree with him choosing Gary or Claire King though.

Gary Busey owns it

He might be really irritating but he's completely hilarious in my eyes. 

Everyone is worried about his age and that he's hard of hearing but seriously, am I the only one who can see what he's doing? He goes around the room putting people down and winding them up and then when they respond, he plays the victim.

I've watched some other reality shows he's been in and he does exactly the same. He knows how to wind people up and he finds it funny, as do we. So Gary, please carry on! 

Also, Big Brother tests all their housemates before they go in. He wouldn't be there if he wasn't suitable. He's no reality TV newbie either!

James to go

If I had to pick anyone to go home this week it would be James because he's a cocky t***. At the same time, I want him to stay because I love watching Gary make him look like an idiot. 

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I can't believe he reckons he's the Brad Pitt of the dance world – no you're not mate! Stop blowing your own trumpet because you're the only one doing it.

CBB romances

Stephanie Pratt – who, by the way is nothing like her brother – and George Gilbey are so cute! I would love to see them together but I don't think it's going to happen. That would be my dream though!

I'm a bit gutted about him being fired from Gogglebox too. Everyone has to pay their bills at the end of the day. They're missing a trick there.

A lot of people have called Lauren and Ricci's relationship a showmance which is confusing. She's completely not interested! He's not her type at all.

He's not that fit either, is he? I prefer Jay, his mate is if I'm honest.

Next week…

In the next seven days I want Leslie to have more little tantrums and for Gary to continue his weirdness and telling us about his spiritual life. It really is cracking me up!